DEPT.
Complaints
Our Complaints Dept. is now open to the public.
Plz exploit us, human_friend.
Welcome to the communications centre for Splendid Industries and its affiliates. Here you will find our thoughts on the things that matter as well as a direct means of inaudibly conversing with our growing membership and/or administration staff for any purpose you wish (seriously, any purpose at all). Recognizing the outcry for transparency among media agencies, let this be the place to feed your inner curiosity and determine what it is we are all about.
The following areas are fully accessible to active community members:
Our PressRoom has been organized into categories as follows:
The latest $™ news & updates
Event ruminations & announcements
Film & music video impressions
Thrills. Chills. Excitement.
Album ponderments & bulletins
Inaudible questions for the artists
Inside information on innovative equipment and practical applications
It is our plz'ure to extend to you the invention of social media. Mingle w/ fellow human_ppl and interact over an array of topics in the QuietRoom.
Say what you like. Live w/ the results. Freedom @ your fingertips.
"Who are we?" Here you will find the human_members who comprise, and contribute to, our Complaints Dept. It's open access and joining the community allows you to create a profile of your own so that you may publicly align yourself with our efforts. All you need is an email address (or Facebook, or Google account) and access to a working computer or pocket-size communications device.
Welcome, human_friend.
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Splendid Industries is currently (and always) putting out a call to writers, reviewers, organizers, musicians, filmmakers, animators, tech_ppl, well-wishers, do-gooders, helper-outers, and hard-working human_ppl. Should you be interested in monetarily uncompensated employment w/ $™ in any of these areas (seriously, any of these areas at all), plz address your message to our goodwill ambassador & general lackey — Toys.